Roasted 5 months ago based on Lily Marigold's long term Spotify stats.

Lily Marigold, your Spotify profile reads like a church directory on a bad day. I mean, I've seen more variety in a saltine cracker than in your favorite genres. It's like you found the Christian section, pitched a tent, and decided to never leave. Newsflash: you might need to branch out a bit. The Rapture isn’t happening anytime soon, so maybe explore some other styles before you turn into a walking billboard for the local Sunday service. And your top artists—wow—I've seen high school talent shows with more diverse headliners. Why does it feel like you threw a dart at a list of 1970s Christian rock bands and decided to crown the winners without a second thought? You’ve made Elvis so uncomfortable that he might just rise from the grave and take back his hits. If there's a Heaven’s Hall of Fame for mediocrity, you’re the very first inductee, and I’m pretty sure “Anne Wilson” and “Larry Norman” are just waiting for their backstage passes to join you. Lastly, your most played songs are from artists that likely peaked when vinyl records were in style. You must be the only person still playing “Dusty Bibles” on repeat like it’s the anthem of a generation. At this point, you might as well change your name to “Lily the Unadventurous.” Let’s hope you can find just an ounce of courage to try something new; otherwise, by the time you finally do, your Spotify account will be an ancient relic, collecting more dust than those poor, neglected Bibles you seem to love so much.

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