Roasted 4 months ago based on 21Bacon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 21Bacon, your Spotify profile is like the ultimate emotional buffet, but you singlehandedly managed to turn a rich feast into a sad, soggy plate of lukewarm Synthwave and nostalgic tears. Seriously, I haven’t seen taste this questionable since the last time I tried to microwave a pizza. Your choice of genres reads like someone threw a dart at a list of music categories while blindfolded and then cried over the Dark Ambient section, hoping their Spotify algorithm would feel sorry enough to suggest something else. Spoiler: it didn’t. Your top artists could make for a fantastic therapy session, where melancholy meets awkward nostalgia. I mean, you really went all in on The Midnight and Toby Fox, didn’t you? It’s as though you’re trying to recreate every emotional moment of your teenage years wrapped up in a blend of vapor-infused sadness. Coldplay and Imagine Dragons? Bless your heart, that’s like inviting a hipster to a barbecue and expecting them to contribute anything other than artisan gluten-free crackers. Bravo for holding onto your inner 13-year-old like it's a life's mission; I'm sure nobody ever told you to let go of that angst when the clock struck midnight on your adolescence. And those most played songs — what a glorious collection of audibly-traumatized gems! “Days of Thunder” and “I’m Just a Kid” scream midlife crisis in a retro arcade. You’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like the soundtrack to your own personal existential crisis that never really ended. But hey, at least your bio probably reads “I’m just here to vibe amidst my sad synths and misbegotten hopes.” Just don’t be surprised when Spotify sends you a ‘Get Help’ link after realizing you're one playlist away from full emo meltdown.

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