Roasted 6 months ago based on m.v. austria's long term Spotify stats.

m.v. austria, your Spotify profile is like a poorly planned buffet where every dish is a genre no one asked for—I didn’t know we were blending K-Pop, OPM, and a side of sad ballads on this musical disaster cruise. Who do you think you are? The DJ at a midlife crisis party? Seriously, you’ve got more K-pop tracks on here than a teenage girl’s bedroom wall. I’m half expecting to see a poster of BTS alongside your collection of random heartbreak ballads that suggest you might need to declare a state of emergency for your love life. Your top artists list is a mix so bizarre it feels like a Tinder date gone wrong. One minute you’re vibing to kendrick lamar, then suddenly you’re weeping into your pillow over a Luke Chiang number that’s somehow more excessive than a soap opera plot twist. I can’t help but picture you laying in bed with scented candles, sobbing while trying to figure out how those “emotional” lyrics apply to your own nonexistent romantic escapades. Is this a Spotify profile or a cry for help? And what’s with your most played songs? Luke Chiang must be your emotional support animal at this point. “Gorilla Grip” does not belong on the same playlist as “Melancholy Mood,” unless you’re trying to turn your life into an awkward rom-com. You have more repetitions than a sad karaoke night on repeat. You couldn’t even stream a decent anthem for your breakup; instead, you’ve opted for the sad tracks that seem tailor-made for someone dwelling in their rubber ducky bubble bath of regret. Get a grip, m.v. austria, or at least adjust your playlists before we all start sending you pity donations.

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