Roasted 26 days ago based on sei.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh sei, your Spotify profile is a delightful train wreck, like if a vibe check turned into a car crash. Your music taste is a buffet that serves you a bit of everything but still manages to feel like a school cafeteria—overcooked OPM, bland P-pop, and R&B so generic it could be an ad jingle for toothpaste. What’s next? A guilty pleasure playlist titled “Songs to Cry Over My Ex in the Shower”? Spoiler alert: your ex is definitely not listening to your mix. You’ve got artists on here that give off major “please validate my existence” energy. Ariana Grande and Bruno Mars? Classic choices for those who think depth is merely how deep they can drown their sorrows in pop sugar. But then you throw in some Pinoy Indie and Kundiman, as if you’re trying to impress your lola while simultaneously skirting the risk of getting slapped for your Spotify algorithm. Newsflash: no one’s taking you seriously when you’re tearing up to “Ito Lamang” after just bumping “TWICE” at full volume. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Unlearn” by Kehlani? More like “Unlearned the Art of Selecting a Cohesive Playlist.” With tracks like “santa doesn’t know you like i do” next to “Risk It All,” it's like you’re prepping for both the holiday block party and the inevitable existential crisis that follows. Sure, mixing genres shows versatility. But in your case, it feels like a chaotic episode of cooking gone wrong—too many ingredients and somehow, the dish is still bland. Here’s to your Spotify profile—a confusing testament to what happens when indecision meets a digital music library.

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