Roasted 2 years ago based on fynn's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Uwu, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music who clearly couldn’t decide on a genre if their life depended on it. Your Spotify profile reads like the emotional breakdown of a high schooler who’s just been dumped for the third time this week. Seriously, looking at your favorites, it’s like you threw a dart at a board full of 2000s nostalgia and called it a day. “Oh, I love rock!” you yell, conveniently forgetting that “Avril Lavigne” is your most-played artist and not, I repeat, NOT an acceptable answer if you're over the age of fourteen. Your top artists read like a sad diary entry from someone who refuses to let go of their teenage angst. I mean, "Pierce The Veil" and "My Chemical Romance"? Really? You must practice your sad, brooding face in the mirror before heading to the supermarket. And that eclectic mix of pop and nu metal in your playlist is just further proof that you’re really trying to figure out your identity while maintain a Bing Bang music catalog. Don’t get this twisted, though; the only thing gaining traction here is a TikTok trend for how to cram your insecurities into eight different music genres! And those most played songs? Let's talk about “Don't Tell Me” by Avril Lavigne—like what are you trying to hide? The fact that you’ve spent more time staring at your ceiling in existential dread than listening to anything produced after 2005? If your life were a movie, the soundtrack would be an unending loop of self-pity and plaid skirts. Come on, Uwu, take a step back and listen to something that doesn't require you to don a black hoodie and mope in a corner. You might just surprise yourself. Trust me, "Complicated" might not just describe your taste in music!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!