Roasted 9 months ago based on Thijmen Ligter's long term Spotify stats.

Thijmen Ligter, huh? Let’s take a moment to appreciate the musical choices that scream “I don’t know what a personality is!” Your Spotify profile looks like a fever dream of a 20-year-old trying to impress someone he saw on TikTok. I mean, how many times can you play an artist that nobody outside of your mom's basement has even heard of? "Mexxo"? Sounds like the name of a desperate wannabe DJ who keeps getting kicked off the turntables at local bars. News flash: it’s not cool to have "EDM" as your favorite genre if you're still using your parents’ Wi-Fi. Then we delve into the world of your favorite genres, where you've curated a selection so predictable it could be the soundtrack to a 2005 frat party. You’ve got “House” and “Big Room,” which, let’s be honest, might as well be one genre at this point. "Progressive House" feels like the genre equivalent of a “profound” quote from a high school yearbook. Spice it up, my dude! Throw in something adventurous. Or are you afraid the experiment will lead you down a path of discovering what real music sounds like? And come on, let’s address that tragic countdown of your most played songs. "Colour" by Mexxo? Do you have a colorblindness diagnosis we need to know about? With the repetition of your favorite artist, it’s like you’re hoping for a remix of your own life into something less sad. If you put half as much effort into variety as you did into listening to “Free” by Mexxo 1000 times, you might just stumble upon a song that doesn’t put people to sleep. It’s a wonder you have friends at all when your Spotify feels like a one-man show stuck on repeat!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!