Roasted 3 days ago based on nicoo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here! Nicoo – the human version of a midlife crisis trapped inside a 20-something body. Your Spotify profile reads like a karaoke night gone wrong, where you think you're the main act but in reality, you’re just the opening act for the bathroom break. With genres ranging from "OPM" to "Kundiman," it seems your taste is as mixed up as a toddler trying to color within the lines for the first time. Congratulations on holding the record for most unique ways to ruin a party! Speaking of your playlists, who hurt you, Nicoo? I mean, "someday i'll get it" by Alek Olsen—really? That's the anthem you chose to represent your struggles in life? I can already hear you half-heartedly singing along while crying in your bedroom, surrounded by empty takeout containers. And let's not forget the "most played" songs, featuring hits like "Teenage Dirtbag." Such a classic! You must be a true connoisseur of songs that remind you of your failed crushes from high school. “Champagne Coast”? More like “Backburner Coast” after you realize no one wants to vibe with you. And can we talk about those top artists? Combining NIKI and Taylor Swift is like mixing sweet and sour – it might work for your taste buds but leaves everyone else at the table questioning your life choices. And let’s give a round of applause to your taste in Bedroom Pop—that’s literally just a fancy way of saying, "I’m too broke to leave my house." With artists like Drake and Lana Del Rey in the mix, it appears you’re trying to curate the perfect soundtrack for crying under a weighted blanket while scrolling through Instagram. Keep it up, and you’ll be the star of your very own tragic reality show!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!