Roasted 2 years ago based on hamster's long term Spotify stats.

Well, look who decided to grace us with their Spotify profile—a true connoisseur of niche genres that could make even your pet hamster question your taste in music. 'Sigilkore'? Really? I hope you’re not trying to summon any demons while you’re jamming out in your mom’s basement. Your playlist looks like a mad scientist's experiment in sound design. It’s like you took a complete meltdown and tried to turn it into a musical journey, but ended up somewhere between a rabbit hole and a rave hosted by confused squirrels. The top artists on your profile read like a Buzzfeed article titled "10 Artists You've Definitely Never Heard Of." It’s like you intentionally sought out the least mainstream sounds possible, just to ensure that no one would want to jam with you. You have a serious relationship with “my head is empty” and the only logical explanation is that you’ve been listening to “lovely” so much that it’s robbed you of any semblance of brain activity. Seriously, the world is filled with catchy pop and profound lyrics, and you choose to drown in the techno abyss of glorified computer glitches. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “takemeawaypls.wav”? Nice try, but if you’re trying to escape from reality, you're going to need more than a track title. Why does it feel like the soundtrack to your life involves a lot of neural overload and existential crises? “Cinderella” by Future? That’s cute, but I think even he’d throw you a pity party for your questionable life choices. From your music taste, it appears you either really love living on the edge or you’ve short-circuited your brain trying to figure out what “cool” means. Either way, keep the chaos coming, because laughter is the only thing funnier than your Spotify history!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!