Roasted 3 months ago based on Patrickbrasmussen's long term Spotify stats.

Patrickbrasmussen, huh? It’s clear you’re kind of a big deal in the Danish pop and rap scene—at least in your own head. Your favorite genres read like a Spotify playlist made by someone who can't commit to a single sound, like a lost puppy trying to find a home in every corner of the music world. “Dansktop” next to “UK Drill”? It’s like wearing Crocs with a tuxedo. You really know how to make a musical mess that screams, “I desperately want people to know I’m cultured, yet I still take my fashion cues from a kindergarten art project.” As for your top artists, you might be one Tinder swipe away from an identity crisis. You’ve got "Gilli" and "Kendrick Lamar" on the same list—it’s like celebrating a world-class chef while savagely frying up frozen chicken nuggets in the microwave. Your musical palette is so diverse that it likely requires a manual to decipher. “I love Italian food,” you say confidently, while munching on a soggy hot dog. It's adorable, really, how you think that playing "Neonlys" on repeat will convince anyone you're the next big thing. Spoiler alert: it won’t—unless you’re aiming for a nomination in “Most Likely to Never Leave Your Hometown.” And let’s take a moment to appreciate your most played songs—what a lineup! It’s almost as if you’re single-handedly trying to keep the Danish music scene afloat like a lifeguard at a kiddie pool. You’ve got “Baianá” and “Hele Dagen” wedged between “HUMBLE.” That’s some serious multitasking to keep pretending you're a world traveler while parked on the couch. Maybe one day your Spotify will unfurl its wings and take flight. Until then, enjoy riding this wave of "almost cool" like a warrior battling mighty foes—except your battle is with musical taste, and my friend, it looks like you’re losing.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!