Roasted 2 months ago based on pauline's long term Spotify stats.

Pauline, your Spotify profile is a musical journey that reads like the diary of a teenage girl who just discovered emotions and hasn't quite figured out how to process them yet. The way you bounce between “OPM” and “P-Pop” is like trying to decide between a long-term relationship and a one-night stand—spoiler alert, both of them will leave you questioning your choices. And let's give a shot out to your love for Christmas music, which I can only assume reaches its peak every July when you panic about not having the holiday spirit ready. Your top artists are a glorious relic from the early 2010s internet era, where you also probably kept a shrine dedicated to boy bands in your bedroom. Seriously, who needs variety when you have the "Jonas Brothers" and "One Direction" on loop? You’re like a human time capsule, just waiting for someone to crack you open to relive their awkward middle school years. And sweetie, your raving fandom for Liam Payne could even make his ex-girlfriends concerned; with that much played time, you might have a better chance at romance with him than he does! To top it all off, your most played songs could soundtrack a really tragic Netflix rom-com where every pivotal moment has you crying while staring into the void. I mean, you’ve got more Liam Payne in here than an unlicensed therapy session. Just remember, Pauline: there’s a world of music out there beyond the emotional turmoil of boy bands and Christmas ballads! Give it a go—it might even help you heal from those teenage heartbreaks that still seem to be haunting your playlists like a bad ghost!

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