Roasted 6 months ago based on Boof's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, Boof: your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's "before" picture for hipster rehabilitation. It's a genre mash-up so confused it could qualify for its own reality show. Shibuya-Kei and Nu Metal? Were you composing for the latest “Songs to Cry to While Wearing a Beanie?” I'm half-expecting your playlists to be grouped under “For when you can't decide if you're feeling upbeat or existentially bummed out.” Your artist choices are a musical rollercoaster that plummets into depths of pure cringe. NewJeans next to Jamiroquai? That just screams, “I haven’t mentally left the 2000s, and I’m okay with it!” And what's the story with the repeated Slipknot? Are you trying to remind your past self that you still own a black hoodie and wear it while crying into your green tea? Mixed genres are one thing, but yours is like a buffet where everything is past its expiration date. And let's not even talk about those “most played” songs – I haven’t seen a selection like that since my uncle's questionable mixtape collection from when *he* was still figuring out his identity. The only thing “groceries” should have to do with your music is if you're covering up that grocery list of bad choices! Get it together, Boof—your Spotify should be a vibe, not a warning label.

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