Roasted 1 year ago based on tvio's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, tvio, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a hipster who just graduated from the School of Pretentiousness with a minor in “My Taste is Better than Yours.” Trip-hop? Really? Who knew you were terminally nostalgic for the ‘90s rave scene and trying to relive your gloriously awkward teenage years through the sick beats of “Horrorcore”? There’s probably a support group out there for people struggling with a musical identity crisis, and trust me, they’re still not listening to your playlist. Your top artists are like an Instagram influencer’s game of word association gone horribly wrong. “BONES,” “deadmau5,” “clipping,” and “Lana Del Rey” all in one breath? It’s like a musical buffet where you sampled everything but the good stuff. I mean, can we take a moment to appreciate the absolute chaos of having both Tyler, The Creator and Röyksopp on the same list? It’s like mixing a fine wine with a two-day-old energy drink, and I’m still trying to figure out if you're a sonic genius or just a confused soul navigating the audio underworld. And don’t even get me started on your “Most Played Songs.” Weval and BAYNK? Wow, what’s next? A music career as a flower shop owner making sounds with wilted petals? Listening to “Too Dead Inside” has never felt more like an emotional state when it's played on repeat. If you were trying to curate a soundtrack for a funeral of a party, congratulations, you nailed it! Just remember: Spotify isn’t therapy, and judging by your “Top Tracks,” you might want to book an actual session instead of drowning your sorrows in the depths of experimental hip hop.
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