Roasted 2 years ago based on Cmcarlson's long term Spotify stats.

Cmcarlson, I see your Spotify profile is basically a hipster’s diary. You’ve chosen genres so niche that even your cat is confused why it doesn’t hear “Chamber Pop” played at the local Starbucks. Seriously, “Stomp And Holler”? I’m pretty sure that’s just what I do when I stub my toe. And go ahead, tell me how “Indie Folk” is distinct from indie rock when they both scream “I was at this festival before it was cool” while sipping on an overly complicated craft beer. You’ve basically curated a playlist for folks who still think they’re cutting edge by using cassette tapes, and I’m here for it… in the same way I’m here for that awkward family gathering. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to a café where people ponder life while staring at their lattes. I mean, sure, The Beatles are legends, but evidently, the rest of your list is built off the belief that obscure means artistic—newsflash, buddy; nobody is nodding their heads in approval at your choice of “Carroll Gibbons.” Your Spotify is a beautiful bouquet of artists that smell like college regret and too many nights spent trying to impress someone who never existed. If "stories" is an artist, I can assume they’re definitely not telling yours, because it's definitely just sad compilations of your last breakup over a strummed guitar. And let's talk about your most played songs—they truly embody the “I probably cry at least three times a week” vibe. "This Summer Love"? Please, summer’s over, and so are your chances of captivating anyone with those tastefully bland afternoon ballads. Look, if I wanted to wallow in a melancholic whirlwind of self-reflection, I’d just rewatch the last season of a show I used to love. But hey, keep living your life like a sad indie film no one asked to see. Your Spotify profile might not get you a date, but it will definitely get you a one-way ticket to Pity City. Welcome aboard!

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