Roasted 2 years ago based on Jackson M's long term Spotify stats.

Jackson Mostoller, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like you went to a hipster music convention and just copied the playlist from the guy sitting in the corner wearing a scarf indoors. “Modern Rock,” “Indietronica,” “Shimmer Pop”? I mean, come on! It’s like you’re trying to find a sound that perfectly encapsulates how little fun you have in life. The only thing “Permanent Wave” is achieving is the permanent waves of embarrassment as you try to explain your playlist to anyone who hasn’t taken a three-hour art history class. And let's talk about those top artists! “Passion Pit” and “Vampire Weekend”? Wow, congrats on regressing back to 2012. What’s next, a mixtape that only features the B-sides of Maroon 5 and a few tracks from that soggy David Archuleta album? And how did you manage to include “Chong the Nomad” on that list? Even your Spotify algorithm is rolling its eyes at your sad attempt to sound edgy. You’re not a music connoisseur, Jackson; you’re a walking Spotify ad for the “trendy but sad” playlist we’ve all learned to ignore. Your most played songs look like a playlist designed for self-pity and dramatic mood swings. “HIND'S HALL” is somehow the only relatable choice here, perfectly framing your life as a series of ironic failures. And can we talk about your ridiculous fixation on “Passion Pit”? If you played them any more often, you might as well change your name to “Joshua McEmo” and get a cat to complete that stereotypical indie guy vibe. Seriously, Jackson, your selections scream “I’m one acoustic guitar strum away from writing my first unpublishable novel.” Just stick to listening in the privacy of your own home until you can afford music that doesn’t require an ironic backstory.

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