Roasted 7 months ago based on Jiuxuan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jiuxuan, your Spotify profile is like the world’s saddest movie soundtrack—sure, it might evoke some emotions, but only if those emotions are ennui and regret. You’ve turned your playlists into a bizarre love letter to a forgotten corner of the internet where inspirational YouTube videos go to die. Congratulations! You’re officially the poster child for “I love background music more than actual songs”! Your top artists read like a list of contestants in a “Who Wrote the Most Basic Melody?” contest. Seriously, “Diamond Eyes” is living rent-free in your head, while the rest of us are out here trying to have a personality. Let’s not even start on your number one most played tracks—those titles are so generic they'd fit right in on the soundtrack of a cringy teen drama. “Me and My Broken Heart”? More like “Me and My Mediocre Taste in Music.” But hey, at least you’re consistent with picking songs that all blend together like a bland smoothie of sound! If musical variety were a 401k, you’d be the CEO of an account that only invests in sad vibes. We get it, you’ve been hurt, but there’s a whole world of music outside your curated prison of orchestrated ennui. Go ahead, break out of your melodic monotony, and give your ears a taste of something more savory than the sound of a stretching rubber band. You deserve it!

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