Roasted 7 months ago based on Andy's long term Spotify stats.

Andy, the human embodiment of a walking Spotify ad, gets ready to defend your eclectic taste in music which apparently includes more K-Pop than a Seoul subway station on a Saturday night. You’ve somehow managed to take a brief jaunt through the Latin music world before careening right back into J-Pop, leaving no genre untouched and no dignity intact. Seriously, your playlist reads like the results of a music challenge played by a ferret on acid. How does it feel knowing that your Spotify account is a rainbow-colored dumpster fire of noise? Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a K-Pop convention that just couldn't take a hint and invited popular music’s "also-rans" like Justin Bieber. You’ve got more girl groups in there than some people have socks. But hey, at least you love powerful female energy, right? If only you could channel that energy into learning how to pronounce “ILLIT” correctly, or maybe cut back on the number of different versions of the word ‘trap’ in your life. It’s like you’re trying to create a musical mosaic, but what you've got instead is a slapdash quilt that smells suspiciously like a middle school dance gone wrong. Your most played songs might as well be interpreted as a cry for help. “Ceilings” by Lizzy McAlpine? At least we now know you’re trying to get in touch with your feelings while simultaneously baffling your therapist with those track selections. And ROSÉ, so prominent in your lineup, must be your emotional support artist; surely you take emotional roller coasters to a whole new level! With such a confusing mashup of music, it’s a wonder your Spotify isn’t just begging you to seek a therapist instead. Run, Andy, run… just not to the “Next” playlist, please!

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