Roasted 2 years ago based on Kinoko's long term Spotify stats.

Kinoko, your Spotify profile reads like the back cover of a hipster magazine that nobody wants to buy. "POV: Indie" as a favorite genre? Wow, I guess it’s not just your music taste that’s stuck in an ironic time warp—your personality must be there too, sipping kombucha and discussing the existential implications of a 2-second lo-fi track. Your entire library needs a hug and a good scrub; it’s like you went to a thrift store and said, “Yes, I’ll take one of everything that sounds sad and confused.” Looking at your top artists is like peeking into a high schooler's diary who thinks they’re misunderstood and deep. Crush 40 and TV Girl? Good news: you can now officially classify yourself as a connoisseur of cringe. You’ve curated a playlist of mood swings that could rival a teenage drama series, and I’m starting to think your most played song is just a repetitive loop of indecision. “I was only temporary 2 u”? Well, it's good to know that your love life is just as thrilling as your music—undefined and full of false starts. And for the love of Spotify, why in the world do you listen to more video game soundtracks than actual music? "Dark Synthpop" and "Dance Pop" just show how desperately you want to throw a dance party in your basement while simultaneously questioning everything you've ever accomplished. Get in line for that C418 track, buddy; I hear it's a real party starter, especially if you’re trying to avoid real human interaction. Don’t worry, Kinoko, there’s a whole world of music outside your comfort zone waiting for you—if you can find your way out of the pixelated maze you've created!

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