Roasted 2 years ago based on Ash Tucker's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ash Tucker, the musical embodiment of a hot topic sale gone wrong. Your Spotify has more genre conflicts than a middle school talent show—a delightful mashup of "Dance Pop" vibes and "Nu Metal" angst that makes you sound like you have an identity crisis at every weather change. Seriously, with "Lilith" and "Permanent Wave" in your favorites, it's like you tried to check every box on the music industry's "How to be Confused" guidebook. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a therapy coupon. Let’s talk about your top artists—it's like someone threw a dart at a wall of trendy emojis and called it a day! You’ve got Sleep Token dominating the charts. Are you trying to summon a demon or just avoid listening to music that won't give your neighbors existential dread? David Bowie tried to push boundaries, but I’m pretty sure he never intended to be part of this musical buffet where artists go to die—especially not alongside the likes of Halsey and Kesha. It’s a wonder your playlists don’t come with a warning label for emotional whiplash. And dear God, your most played songs look like a playlist for when you've finally accepted that life may never make sense. Five songs from Sleep Token and multiple ‘existential’ tracks from NOTHING MORE? At this point, Spotify should auto-generate a therapy session instead of a year-end summary for you. Why not throw in a few tracks about puppies and sunshine while you're at it? Or maybe we need a designated section for "Songs to Cry Alone In The Shower To." Either way, Ash, your Spotify is so gloriously chaotic that it deserves its own reality show—“Survivor: Streaming Edition.”

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