Roasted 6 months ago based on paige's long term Spotify stats.

Paige, your Spotify profile looks like a love letter to a whole bunch of dudes who look like they just stepped out of a K-drama audition. Seriously, do you have a poster of Forestella on your wall, or are you just trying to manifest a real-life prince? It's like you took one look at your Spotify Discover Weekly and thought, "You know what? I want to ride the struggle bus with a handful of boys who scream in perfect harmony." And as for your most played songs—congratulations! You've officially beaten any record for the most time spent listening to the same group of guys who are clearly dedicated to producing the sound of your internal monologue: 'a tragic but fabulous longing.' When your favorite genres read like a menu from a trendy Seoul café, we can't help but question if "Noise Music" is just your way of admitting you can't handle real-world sounds anymore. K-Pop? K-Rock? How about K-Who Cares because that amount of niche is about as appealing as your dating history, which I'm convinced consists entirely of "will you be my bias?" applications. It's almost impressive how you've managed to collect more boy bands than actual friends. Next, you'll be telling us about your deep emotional connection to the soundtracks of *Teen Wolf* and *High School Musical* — ah, nothing says "I’m a grown adult" like bopping along to "Love or Die" while trying to figure out what went wrong in your life. And let's talk about your 'most played' list: nine out of ten songs by Forestella? Girl, at this rate, you're competing with their own stream counts! It's like you don’t just appreciate their music; you’ve become an honorary member of the fandom — textbooks should write case studies on how obsessed you are. Statistically, I believe you’re one repeated song away from triggering a genius initiative that could cure insomnia. But hey, keep it up! Who needs a diverse taste in music when you can keep remixing the same emotional crisis with ear candy that's just as sweet as your denial? Seriously, if there was an award for dedication to a handful of K-pop groups, you’d take home the gold, a trophy shaped like a glittery bias-wrecking heart!

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