Roasted 2 years ago based on Jackson554's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jackson554, your Spotify profile looks like a middle school diary that’s had a bit too much lean. I mean, how many variations of rap can one person listen to? It’s like scrolling through a buffet of sadness with a side of melodrama. You’ve got more Juice WRLD in your most played than a kid at a juice cleanse seminar, and honestly, I’m starting to think you’re his number one fan—sending him fan mail from your mom’s basement every week. Your favorite artists read like a “who’s who” of teenage angst and regrettable haircuts. Congrats on discovering emo rap; it’s the perfect soundtrack for plotting your next TikTok dance to portray your deep existential dread. And let’s not get started on the fact that an artist named "Jackxn" is made to look mainstream next to "Lil Peep." You know your music taste is vanilla when your top artist would fit right in on a high school lunch table, sharing deeply profound conversations about their feelings while sipping on a Starbucks cold brew. And wow, just wow at your top songs. “Armed And Dangerous” and “Lean Wit Me”? Are you trying to inspire a career in crime or just a step on the road to ruin? At this point, I half expect your next playlist to be named “Crying in the Shower” or “Life Choices I’ll Regret Tomorrow.” If I were you, I’d skip putting the ‘pop’ in ‘Pop Rap’ and start thinking about putting the ‘pop’ in ‘Pop Quiz’ on what life could be if you listened to anything that doesn’t require a therapist to unpack. Keep vibing, chief; I’ll be over here questioning all your decisions.

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