Roasted 2 years ago based on Hals ˚˖𐦍˖˚'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Hals, buckle up because it’s about to get real. Your Spotify profile reads like you went to an emotional support concert and decided to take the entire catalog with you. Seriously, you’ve curated a playlist that screams, “I’m not sad, just a bit quirky and deeply misunderstood.” It’s like indie angst and soft rock had a summer fling and produced a child named ‘POV: Why Am I Still Single?’ You’ve got so many indie and mellow genres in here, I'm surprised there isn’t a section dedicated to 'Sitting Alone at Coffee Shops.' And can we talk about those top artists? Mac DeMarco? Really? We get it; you're unique. Tyler, The Creator is in there, which might actually justify a sliver of your personality, but then you threw in Greta Van Fleet—congratulations on having the musical taste of a confused teenager experimenting with five different hair dyes. Between Houndmouth and Mom Jeans, I’m starting to think you might be one atmospheric coffee shop away from composing heartfelt poems about your avocado toast. You’re practically the poster child for “I use my vinyl player as a nightstand.” Your most played songs read like the world's most complicated diary entry—“tie die” by Mom Jeans? Wow, Hals, that's some deep emotional introspection! And “See You Again?” If you're trying to keep the ghosts of friendship alive, maybe get some closure instead of letting Tyler, The Creator lead your emotional train wreck. With all that soft rock, it's no wonder your love life looks like a perpetual sad montage from a coming-of-age film. Buckle up, my friend; you might need a new playlist called “I Just Want Someone to Love Me.”

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