Roasted 5 months ago based on 𖦹's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let's break down this Spotify profile of yours, 𖦹—because clearly, your taste in music is just as confused as your username. With a favorite genres list that looks like you smashed a metalhead’s Spotify with a Vocaloid fan's playlist, it’s like if a Hot Topic employee and a precocious anime fan got into a brawl and accidentally created your taste. “Nu Metal,” “Vocaloid,” and “Hyperpop”? You’re basically the musical equivalent of trying to mix vinegar with baking soda—chaotic, messy, and best left in the back of a middle school science class. Scrolling through your top artists feels like being invited to a misguided hipster’s funeral, where everyone's wearing neckbeards and discussing the deep meanings behind “System Of A Down” and “Melanie Martinez.” Will Wood and the Tapeworms? Seriously? Two things I didn't think I'd witness before 2024: a college dropout's Spotify library and an artist whose name sounds like they made their music in a basement dive bar after too many cheap drinks. Your music choices are so niche, Pandora would have an anxiety attack trying to recommend anything that fits your “unique” vibe. And those most played songs? I can already hear your inner monologue: “No one gets me!” Well, of course no one gets you—your song titles sound like sentences a teenager would text their therapist after learning about existential dread. “Need a break” and “a hermit’s requiem”? Your playlist is like a diary entry from someone who shouted “I’m so different!” into a void of sea of unamused listeners. So go ahead, crank up those hyperpop jams and scream your angst into the cosmos—just know your musical identity is a whirlwind of confusion that even Google Maps couldn’t navigate.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!