Roasted 1 year ago based on Emilssetlers's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Emilssetlers, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary entry after their first breakup—heavy on the emo and desperate for validation. "Pop," "Art Pop," and "Bedroom Pop"? Honey, it’s like you took a crash course in genres that scream, “I’m in my feels, and I failed to evolve past 2018.” It’s a damn rainbow of emotional baggage—I'm just trying to figure out how many of your playlists are named after your emotional crises. And the top artists? Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa are practically screaming for a restraining order at this point. Meanwhile, "Walking Intrusive Thought" sounds like you’ve been taking music recommendations from the voices in your head—how’s that going for you? "Sabrina Carpenter" and "Phoebe Bridgers"? Talk about a musical tag team of emotional whiplash! At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if your next profile updates to “Chronic Overthinker” as you struggle to balance Disney stars and existential dread. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Sailor Song" played twice? That's either a blatant cry for help or a sign you need a real emotional rollercoaster rather than just hitting repeat like a broken record. "Jesus From Texas - Demo"? Is that a song or your life story in three words? If Spotify were a dating app, you’d definitely be ghosted faster than a bad first date. So keep those playlists coming; your cringe is the new genre.

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