Roasted 9 months ago based on peebers's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of poobers, the only person who managed to take a trip around the world of music without ever leaving their mom's basement. Seriously, who knew C-Pop and Mandopop could be combined into such a dazzling array of ear pollution? Your love for Taiwanese Pop is so strong it’s practically a human rights violation. And let's not even talk about "anime soundtracks"; this isn't a cosplay convention, buddy—put down the figurines and pick up a real hobby. Your favorite artists are a smorgasbord of so-called "talent," with names like ChiliChill and Beetlebug making me question if you just pushed random buttons on a keyboard until they spit out a list. Tyler, The Creator? Sure, that’s a flex, but then you follow it up with Nujabes and Steven Universe like you’re assembling a collection of dad-approved sadness. I don't know what's harder to digest: your taste in music or the fact that you probably have a poster of your Spotify Wrapped hung up on your wall like it’s a trophy for participation in a junior high talent show. And those most played songs? It’s as if you took a shopping list from a hipster cafe and set it to music. Between Lady Brown and all those Chinese titles I can’t pronounce, it’s like you’re trying to make music snobbery into an Olympic sport. Just admit it: you spend too much time curating playlists for a life you’re never going to live, while quietly sobbing over your uncollected Anime figurines—if that's not peak poobers, I don't know what is.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists