Roasted 4 months ago based on ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ୨ৎ, the reigning monarch of melodrama and self-imposed isolation! With a Spotify profile that screams, “I definitely wear combat boots with floral dresses,” you’ve somehow managed to curate a playlist that makes an emo teenager’s diary look like a comedy special. Seriously, the only thing more predictable than your favorite artists is the fact that you probably paint your room black with glow-in-the-dark skulls. Your top genres read like the soundtrack to an existential crisis—yes, we get it, life is hard and so is your taste in music. With “The Cure” taking up most of your most played songs, it’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to stream them enough to desaturate the colors of your life entirely. You’re living proof that wallowing in your own gloomy thoughts can be an art form. It’s like you and Robert Smith are in a lifelong emotional competition—who can be more miserable? And “Boys Don't Cry”? Please, we get it. You’re so deep you could be a character in a sad indie film that nobody wants to watch. Then, there’s your playlist that features artists like “She Wants Revenge” and “Twenty One Pilots,” ensuring that your entire musical identity feels like an increasingly darker tribute to the days of high school angst. Why don’t you just throw in a few tracks from “My Chemical Romance” while you're at it and really complete the picture? You're one sad song away from a 200-page memoir called “How I Transcended From Emo To… Whatever This Is.” But hey, at least you’ll always have a solid backup plan if this whole “music lover” thing doesn't work out—you can always become a professional mope!

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