Roasted 9 months ago based on hazimmm's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Hazimmm – truly a name only a mother could love, probably because even the universe is confused about it. Your Spotify profile reads like a travel brochure for a place nobody wants to visit: “Dive deep into the enchanting world of Malay genres!” It’s almost as if you took a culinary approach to music and decided to serve only rice with a side of more rice. Good job, buddy! You’ve single-handedly converted music discovery into the most monotonous experience since the invention of plain toast. Let’s talk about your top artists. Hujan, Hujan, and more Hujan! Did you mistakenly join a fan club instead of making a Spotify account? You’ve got more loyalty to Hujan than a cat has to its human – and that’s saying something! Meanwhile, your lineup is so eclectic it feels like a middle school talent show where each act got vetoed by every other act's advisor. Rex Orange County and Sabrina Carpenter? Have they even met the mountain of Malay Pop you’ve built? It’s like mixing vinegar and baking soda in a beaker: it explodes, but the messy results aren’t something anyone wants to clean up! And speaking of most played songs, my dear Hazimmm, your playlist is like a round of “Name That Tune” gone horribly wrong. If I had to guess, I’d say you’ve been navigating through heartbreaks while contemplating life choices in the most niche of soundscapes. “Mencari Konklusi” on loop? Buddy, even Spotify is judging you for that sad cycle of despair. You’ve listened to Hujan so much that I’m convinced it’s not just a band anymore; it’s your fully-fledged emotional support system. Here’s to keeping your headphones in on repeat – may the sound of impending existential dread be with you!

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