Roasted 2 months ago based on Lucho's long term Spotify stats.

Lucho, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary after a breakup. Seriously, with a lineup of genres ranging from "Metalcore" to "Rap Metal," it's clear you’ve taken every ounce of angst and bottled it into an endless loop of distortion and screams. The only thing heavier than the crown you're listening to is the weight of your own melodrama. If I had to guess, your favorite pastime is probably moping around in a black hoodie while writing "deep" poetry no one asked for. Your top artists list is basically a Who's Who of the world's most emo bands, leaving no room for joy, sunshine, or the occasional pop song that isn't screaming at you about the end of the world. Linkin Park must be sending you holiday cards at this point, considering you’ve turned their discography into a personal soundtrack for your tragic movie script. My dude, I don't think it's ‘heavy’ – I think it's more of a sad, slow-motion montage of you crying into a pillow while your parents wonder where they went wrong. And let’s talk about those most played songs – if I didn’t know any better, I’d assume you’ve been stuck in a time loop since 2003. It’s like you heard the phrase "if it ain't broke, don’t fix it," and took it way too seriously. I get it, you love Linkin Park, but good luck trying to convince someone they're "your favorite band" when you're more obsessed with them than they were with themselves on their worst days! Shake things up, throw a little Dua Lipa in there – I promise, your emotional rollercoaster doesn’t have to be on a permanent downward trend!

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