Roasted 7 months ago based on Jackson Kulinski's long term Spotify stats.

Jackson Kulinski, the human embodiment of “I can't decide what I want for dinner.” Your favorite genres read like the playlist for the worst themed party ever. "Comedy" and "Metal" right next to "Musicals" and "Celtic"? It's like you took an astonishingly dark turn as you flipped through a middle school band handbook. Meanwhile, "Southern Gothic" might be the only thing saving you from sounding completely insufferable; at least it has its share of chaos to explain your taste. Let’s talk about your top artists. With a lineup that includes "Ninja Sex Party" and a band called "Poor Man's Poison," it’s a wonder you haven’t been personally invited to join the cast of a reality show about the next big train wreck. I mean, you clearly have an affinity for Oingo Boingo — what was your first thought when you listened to them? “Finally, music that perfectly mirrors the chaos of my existence”? Not that you could interpret any of these sounds as coherent. They all scream “I'm still figuring my life out and also, I love to party at the tavern with my imaginary friends!” And what’s with your most played songs? "Tavern Atmosphere" takes the cake for the most tragic choice, as if you’re preparing for a medieval reenactment as you sip on your lukewarm soda at 2 AM. Your playlist is like that friend who constantly drafts emails to their ex but never hits send—we all wanna know what you’re doing, but we’re too busy pretending not to watch. With a lineup that includes the likes of "Loser, Baby," you should really take a hint and start singing ‘I’m a loser’ to all that time you spend curating this mess. Time to rethink your life choices, buddy.

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