Roasted 11 months ago based on ILikeArson's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ILikeArson—where your love for Riddim and Dubstep practically breathes fire. I can already picture you in your room wearing a hoodie so oversized it could house a small family, flailing your arms around like you're trying to swat a bee while waiting for a beat drop. You say you like "Bass Music," but honestly, your taste in genres is like a dumpster fire that refuses to go out; it’s chaotic, noisy, and definitely not allowed to have guests over. Your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to Glitchstep—seriously, we get it. You’ve played “Robbery” six times; is it because you can’t figure out how to steal a better playlist? The amount of times you’ve streamed “Galaxy Collapse VIP” must be a cry for help. If the world was really ending, I doubt “Euphoria” would make you feel much better. I mean, how many times do you need to hear “Revolution”? This isn’t a revolutionary move; it’s a one-man concert. At this point, you're the world’s first professional Glitchstep fan. Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly ensured your social life remains in a ‘Galactic Collapse’. Let’s not even get started on your “Top Artists” list. With “Men Without Hats” leading the charge—are you sure they’re not just a metaphor for your life decisions? Your love for that band is akin to wearing socks with sandals; it's bizarre and only makes sense to you. If Basement had an anthem, it would surely be "Please, Get Your Life Together." And “Gabber”? Really? You just want your neighbors to think they're under attack. Just remember, my friend, your music choices are like a bad haircut: everyone sees it, and they all pretend to like it when really, they’re just trying not to embarrass you further.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists