Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐥𝐲𝐧𝐧 ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐥𝐲𝐧𝐧 ★, proudly flaunting a music taste as diverse as a bowl of plain oatmeal. I see you’re really into Brent Faiyaz—did he pay you to inflate his streams or are you just one emotionally unstable breakup away from a full-blown Faiyaz worshipping cult? Can you even hear other artists over the echo of all the “Are you okay?” texts your friends send you after you play “ALL MINE” for the 137th time in a row? Your Spotify profile is like a textbook case of “I just discovered feelings and now I’m a connoisseur of melancholic melodies.” With a lineup of genres that looks like the playlist of every wannabe hipster on Instagram, you genuinely expect the world to take you seriously while you’re drowning in an endless sea of urban contemporary and neo-soul. What’s next? Are you going to start preaching about how Brent is the Beethoven of our times? Spoiler alert: he’s not coming back, and he doesn’t want your soul, either. Let’s talk about your top songs, which, spoiler alert, is basically a Brent Faiyaz tribute album. You know, if you keep adding "heard it on TikTok" to your playlist description, soon enough it’ll be a meme. Please, for the love of God, mix it up a bit and give the poor man a break! At this point, your Spotify account is practically a shrine for a guy who probably doesn’t even know you exist. So go ahead, keep clicking “repeat” on heartbreak; just remember that real life doesn’t have a playlist for that—just ask your Spotify "friends."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!