Roasted 2 months ago based on Floor vdn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Floor vdn, with your Spotify profile that reads like a very confused first date. Your favorite genres look like the desperate attempt of someone trying to impress a music snob. Seriously, R&B, Soul Blues, Blues, and Retro Soul? You must be operating under the assumption that the more niche the genre, the cooler you are. Newsflash: no one is taking notes at your existential crisis karaoke night, darling. And your top artists? It's basically a "Get Ready for a Melancholic Breakdown" playlist. Lana Del Rey and Cigarettes After Sex are practically begging for sympathy at your pity party, while Harry Styles looks like he just wandered in hoping for a good time but got trapped in a mood that’s way too deep. If your music choices could be summed up in one vibe, it would be “I only wear black and drink herbal tea while contemplating life choices.” At this rate, even your headphones are rolling their eyes. Thank God for your most played songs; they really illustrate your plight of deep-seated angst and poor emotional decisions. With a lineup like that, it’s a wonder you don’t have a side gig as a professional heartbreaker. You’ve got “Wonderful Tonight” followed by “I Bet on Losing Dogs?” Is that your theme song for every bad relationship? If so, get your therapist on speed dial because those tracks scream “I might need intervention or at least a cat.” Keep rocking your sad boi playlist, but maybe throw in a banger every now and then—not every moment needs a soundtrack for a rain-soaked walk of shame!

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