Roasted 1 year ago based on sam's long term Spotify stats.

Sam, your Spotify profile is like a hipster’s nightmare wrapped in a dad joke. You’ve got everyone from Lil Baby to Pompi—who even knew there was a Christian Hip Hop scene begging to salvage the soul of your musical taste? It’s as if your playlist was built during a meltdown in a middle school cafeteria where one kid only listens to SoundCloud rappers and another is fervently trying to push their poorly produced gospel tracks. If I wanted to hear that much confusion in one place, I’d just sit outside a high school and listen to the students argue over what real music is. And your most played songs? What is this—an existential crisis in audio form? “If Only I Never Existed,” “Unstable,” and “Devil Issa Lie”? With a collection like this, your vibe is screaming for a therapist rather than a Spotify session. I can’t imagine the emotional rollercoaster you go through every day, bouncing from "Rage Rap" to distressed Dream Pop. You might just be one lyric away from being that person who plays “Here With Me” at parties and then wonders why people keep looking for the nearest exit. Then there's the list of genres! "Emo Rap" nestled in with "Brooklyn Drill" is like putting pickles on ice cream—both utterly perplexing and a solid indicator that something is seriously off in your taste buds. Honestly, your selection reads like a Spotify algorithm took a hit of shrooms and decided it could spin in circles. So, keep jamming out in your own little bubble, Sam, but maybe invest in a new genre or two. You know, for the sake of humanity.

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