Roasted 11 days ago based on luluna🙈's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, luluna🙊, the personification of an indie Instagram aesthetic gone wrong. Your favorite genres read like a Tinder bio for a hipster who can’t decide if they want to be cool or just painfully vague. "Bedroom Pop" and "Madchester"? Sounds like someone wanted to make a playlist for their high school sleepover but ended up suggesting the soundtrack for a midlife crisis instead. Seriously, there's enough jangle in here to create a dental emergency—do you have a dentist on speed dial for all those cavities of pretentiousness? Let’s talk about your top artists: Laufey, beabadoobee, and Sabrina Carpenter. Wow, do you always go for the "I’m emotionally available but still too quirky for a relationship" vibe? I half expect your Spotify to also recommend a side of "crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry's" next to it. And The Smiths? With all that melancholic charm, it’s like you invited a raincloud to your garden party just to ensure everyone feels just as gloomy as you do! Honestly, if I wanted to hear sad songs all day, I’d just listen to my family talk about their retirement plans. Your most played songs feature "Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence - Version for Piano Trio" and "Succession (Main Title Theme)?" Are you secretly trying to win the award for most pretentious dinner playlist? Your musical tastes are a rollercoaster ride I didn’t sign up for—one moment we're wading through classic rock nostalgia, the next I feel like I’m spiraling into an avant-garde rabbit hole that got lost somewhere between indie films and mood boards. Next time, try curating a playlist that doesn’t sound like a hipster’s fever dream; maybe pick a genre that actually has a pulse.

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