Roasted 7 months ago based on redpandameme's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, redpandameme, the proud curator of an audible dumpster fire that somehow got access to Spotify. Your playlist reads like the soundtrack for a teen angst therapy session, where every participant decided to spill their feelings over distorted guitars and way too much angst. Seriously, I didn't know nu metal and industrial rock had a love child nightmare that needed to be put down, but here you are, turning it into an art form. "Alternative Metal?" Sounds more like your choice was “None of the Above.” Let's talk about those top artists. Mindless Self Indulgence? More like soul-crushing indulgence. I can't blame Johnny Goth for wanting to stay in the shadows if this is how you plan to climb onto the music scene. I see Toby Fox made the list, which makes sense; even he needs a good laugh sometimes. "Is that the sound of my ears bleeding or just the chorus of 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' on repeat?" Oh wait, it’s both. The lack of emotional range in your playlists could end up sending listeners into an existential crisis. And those most played songs? "I'm Not A Vampire"? Wow, you're really leaning hard into the stereotypes. It’s almost like you’re hiding your true self under the guise of “posh goth.” If Life After Youth’s “Murder Me” represents your sense of humor, your Spotify is like a self-help book written by that one friend who thinks existential dread is a personality trait. Keep rocking those jittery beats and sad lyrics, and I’ll be here waiting for the ‘best of’ compilation—though let’s be honest, it’ll probably be a one-hit catastrophe!

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