Roasted 8 months ago based on eros's long term Spotify stats.

Eros, huh? With a name like that, I was expecting to find a profile filled with sultry playlists dedicated to romantic rendezvous, not a cringe-worthy collection of the most niche genres imaginable. "Chinese R&B" and "C-Pop"? Really? Are you trying to impress your exotic interest or just make your mom think you’re cooler than you actually are? At this point, you should just hand out "I shop only in the Asian section of the local music store" membership cards and call it a day. Your top artists read like a clever ploy to keep everyone guessing whether you're a hipster in a coffee shop, or someone secretly auditioning for a freaky underground talent show. "Cigarettes After Sex" has got to be the most juxtaposed choice on this list. It's like you took every sad, moody vibe and smushed it together with bedroom pop and... what even is Mandopop? If your Spotify wrapped could talk, it’d definitely whisper, “Help!” to anyone within earshot. And those most played songs? Classic Eros. You’ve somehow found a way to make ‘quirky’ sound like a euphemism for desperate. "My Love Mine All Mine"? Cue the sweet sound of every single person in the room quickly excusing themselves. If you’re set on claiming those feelings straight from the "sad boy" playbook, at least make sure you’ve graduated to listening to something that doesn’t require a translator or a “what the heck is that?” look. Let’s be honest; you’re one cringy TikTok away from being the punchline of this year's indie music festival.

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