Roasted 2 years ago based on Harvestbrewing's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Harvestbrewing's Spotify profile—an ironic testament to the fact that not all heroes wear capes; some just wear plaid flannel and sip artisanal coffee. Your favorite genres read like a desperate plea: “Hey, I promise I’m not basic! Look, I like the obscure stuff too!” Calling yourself a fan of "New Americana" is really just code for "I own one too many vinyl records and I'm really into brunch." It’s like someone took a midlife crisis playlist and hit 'shuffle' at a hipster coffee shop. Your top artists have a classic signature of someone who’s struggling to prove they’ve experienced the spectrum of emotional pain. “Pearl Jam” and “Dave Matthews Band”? Talk about a vibe that says, “I still use my Student ID for discounts!" And what's with the inclusion of both “Gang Starr” and "Ani DiFranco"? It’s like your musical taste is suffering from a severe personality crisis—are you here for a protest or just looking to cry into your kombucha? Make up your mind! Most played songs? We get it; you’re going for depth, but “If We Were Vampires”? Wow, that’s perfect for when you want to remind everyone that you’re perpetually single and brooding. And "Plea from a Cat Named Virtute"? A song about a cat that feels more relatable than the dating life you’re not sharing. Thanks for sharing your playlist—every time I hear it, I’m reminded that I’ve never been more grateful for good ol’ pop music.

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