Roasted 2 years ago based on DaVenom9K's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the official Spotify profile of DaVenom9K, where the only thing thicker than your playlist is the dense fog of confusion surrounding your taste in music. You've got a favorite genre list longer than the runtime of a badly edited TikTok, and spoiler alert: it’s basically just “Stuff I Heard on the Radio This Week.” With a detected higher concentration of pop than a 12-year-old's birthday party playlist, we get the distinct impression that you waded in the kiddie pool of music and decided it was the ocean. Your top artists, my dude? You really put "WWE" in there like it belongs on the same pedestal as Kendrick Lamar and Michael Jackson. What’s next, adding your favorite wrestling moves to your academic CV? And please explain how Tyler, The Creator made your top list while your entire vibe suggests you’re battling with the existential crisis of a high school junior who just discovered Travis Scott on a road trip. Your house parties must be a strange mix of getting hyped over “Sicko Mode” and suddenly shedding tears to Evanescence — not exactly a song choice that screams “stable adult,” but hey, you do you! As for your most played songs, can we talk about “WWE: Main Event Ish”? Really? Nothing says “serious musical taste” like jamming out to a track inspired by fake wrestling feuds. It’s like you’re trying to curate the world’s weirdest mixtape while standing in the snack aisle — half Pop, half “I just remembered those childhood feelings.” And here’s a suggestion: next time you update your profile, save us all a headache and ask yourself if “Bye Bye Bye” deserves recognition in the company of Kendrick and Em. I mean, it’s a banger, but it might not be the best vibe for someone with a username that sounds like a high-end gamer trying to jump into the rap game. Cheers, DaVenom9K; may your music choices be better than your alias!

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