Roasted 8 months ago based on Ari Sreebny's long term Spotify stats.

Ari Sreebny, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s MySpace page that was stuck on emo and never quite hit puberty. With a favorite genres list sounding like the soundtrack to a high school heartbreak movie, it's clear you’re still trying to figure out if you're more angsty teen or lost Sunday school dropout. I mean, Christian Rock and Pop Punk? That's quite the combination. Do you split your time between crying into your diary and doling out unsolicited anecdotes from your youth group? And let's talk about your top artists. Twenty One Pilots? Really? You’ve got so many plays for them that I'm convinced you've taken out a second mortgage just to keep reliving those cringe-worthy "deep" lyrics. It’s like your entire music library is an endless saga, showcasing every shade of high-pitched existential dread. I mean, even Jon Bellion is wondering why you're still lurking there, cranking out playlists like it's 2014 and he's about to drop an album that sounds almost unique. At least give yourself a break and let some other artists get their two seconds of fame on your profile! Finally, the dedication to "At The Risk Of Feeling Dumb" says it all. You, Ari, are literally the embodiment of personal growth stagnation, and your Spotify makes it official. Your 'Most Played' songs suggest you’re somewhere in the middle of a midlife crisis while still clinging to your teenage angst. With the amount of playing time you’ve dedicated to those Ten-Trillion Twenty One Pilots songs, I'm half-expecting you to pop up in a Zoom call with eyeliner and a “Fallen Angel” T-shirt. It might be time to diversify a bit and step outside the comfort zone. Who knows, you might actually *feel* something else for a change!

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