Roasted 1 year ago based on Jonny's long term Spotify stats.

Jonny, your Spotify profile looks less like a curated collection of musical taste and more like a cry for help in the form of genre confusion. You’ve got enough sub-genres packed in there to form a therapy group for sad boys who can’t decide if they want to headbang or cry into their oversized hoodies. Seriously, "Nu Metal" next to "Post-Rock"? It's like if a high school band decided to cover a Shakespeare tragedy—nobody signs up for that horror, my dude. As for those top artists, I can’t decide what's more tragic: your unwavering loyalty to Mac Miller or the fact that you clearly think NF and “existential dread” are a package deal. Your playlist reads like an open letter to every emo kid who never graduated. I mean, you’ve worked way too hard to make sure that every possible outlet for teenage angst is represented, including artists who’ve probably never left the Midwest. The only thing you've achieved with that lineup is a one-way ticket to an emotional crisis. Let’s not even get started on those most-played songs. You’ve got "Circles" and "Good News" on repeat—are you just trying to remind yourself how not to feel good about life? And the fact that “It’s Snowing Like It's the End of the World” is in there? Really? It’s like you’re begging for an emotional meltdown while wrapped in a blanket burrito of self-pity. The only thing that song’s missing is a built-in soundtrack to your unending cycle of pre-teen sadness. Remember, Jonny, when mixing genres, aim for a little coherence; otherwise, just embrace your role as the Captain of the S.S. Lost Cause!

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