Roasted 4 months ago based on Tuck's long term Spotify stats.

Yo, Tuck, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion—lo-fi beats here, hyperpop there, and a sprinkle of Indonesian indie. It’s as if you threw every genre in a blender and hit “puree,” coming out with a musical smoothie that even your taste buds are confused about. I’m half-expecting to see "Gothic Mongolian Throat Singing" on your list any day now. You’ve got the vibes of someone who spends way too much time in their bedroom waiting for inspiration—if only you could translate that energy into a coherent playlist! Let’s talk about your top artists, because what’s more quintessentially you than Mac Miller and NF? It’s like you’re trying to balance between existential crisis and your mediocre rap battles in front of the bathroom mirror. And I have to ask, did you choose Tyler, The Creator just to prove to everyone you’re "different" or because you secretly relate to his “I’m-a-weirdo” vibes? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but your music tastes scream “I’m an introverted creative type who watches anime alone on Wednesday nights.” Kill me now. And come on, those most played songs? “Feel It (From 'Invincible')” by d4vd?! Bro, are you just collecting tracks from one-hit wonders and calling it a day? Your playlist is like a Netflix show that got canceled after one season, with blocks of unsure melodies and lyricism that makes a fifth grader’s diary look deep. Seriously, if this profile gets any more cringe, I’m going to have to send a rescue squad to save your musical dignity. But hey, at least you’ve got “See You Again”—wishful thinking on your part, right?

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