Roasted 1 year ago based on trampão's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Trampão, looking at your Spotify profile is like a time capsule that got stuck in a neighborhood block party where the beats never quite made it past the mid-90s. Seriously, how many types of "trap" does one person need? I mean, “Trap Funk”? Sounds like a genre created when someone accidentally spilled a bottle of funk into a trap door. If you were any more obscure, you’d need a map and a guide just to find your own playlist. Combine that with a sprinkle of “Christian Hip Hop” and it feels like you’re trying to save souls while simultaneously trying to get into them—a true multitasker in the weirdest way possible! And let’s talk about your top artists—they read like a roster of the “who’s that?” of the Brazilian music scene. "LetoDie”? More like "LetMeDie" listening to this playlist. The only time I’ve felt more confused was trying to watch a subtitled anime without knowing Japanese. You have to wonder if your artists are even real or if you made them up just to sound exotic. I half expect the next artist to be something like "GatoFantasma" or "Cachorro do Trap." Congrats, Trampão, you’ve turned music exploration into a scavenger hunt, but sadly, no prize awaits at the end. And then there are your most played songs. "Gata Diz Pra Mim"? You know you've peaked when you’re putting tracks like that on repeat, as if hoping that enough plays will somehow convince a cat to talk back—or at least let you know how to get a girlfriend. Your listening habits say one thing: you’ve definitely mastered the art of being a connoisseur of underground disasters. Remember, Trampão, the only thing louder than your music choices is the sound of people trying not to judge your taste in front of you. Don’t worry, I’ll try to maintain a straight face the next time we meet, even though the urge to drop a "trapdoor" pun might be too strong to resist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!