Roasted 1 year ago based on alaan't's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, COFFEE, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who was dropped on their head as a child. I mean, "Dubstep"? Really? Did you just throw a bunch of random sound effects together hoping for a masterpiece or are you auditioning for the title of "Most Extra Music Taste"? Your genre list sounds like it was written by a 13-year-old trying to impress their friends after watching one too many horror movies and EDM raves. “Deathstep” and “Horrorcore”? Congratulations, you’re one step closer to becoming a professional sad boy with a permanent frown. Your top artists list looks like a dystopian collage of mid-life crises. “$uicideboy$” would be honored to know you’re just one sad playlist away from tattooing their logo on your forehead. I guess Kendrick Lamar’s the only one holding this train wreck of artists together—bless his heart for trying to save you from your own questionable taste. And what’s with that sleeping bag of artists? You’ve got Joji and Cuco trying to vibe while you're just lurking in the dark corners of “Riddim” and “Trap Metal.” Someone give them a life raft! And wow, your most played songs—what a collection of emotional baggage! “Thinkin' Bout You”? It’s no wonder, with the way you're wallowing in your self-imposed angst. If only you could get out of your feelings long enough to enjoy a little light-hearted music. “Made Of Pain”? Really? What a fitting title to encapsulate your entire Spotify exploration. Are you curating a soundtrack for your inevitable spiral into madness? If there was an award for the most obscure yet hilariously tragic music taste, you’d make off with the trophy and all of our collective cringes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!