Roasted 1 year ago based on SDC's long term Spotify stats.

Sergio, you’ve curated a Spotify profile that screams “I had a rough breakup and my therapist told me to embrace my inner pop diva.” With favorites like "Art Pop" and "Escape Room," it's clear you're lost—both musically and in life. Seriously, how many genres can one guy collect to try and fill the emotional void? At this rate, your Spotify should come with a ‘crying in the shower’ playlist that could top the charts. And let’s talk about your top artists. Charli XCX and Lady Gaga are icons, but did you really need to put “Imagine Dragons” on that same pedestal? It’s like inviting royalty to a potluck where the main dish is a half-eaten bag of stale chips. By the way, your infatuation with Chappell Roan is adorable—probably the only person in existence who could make a "Coffee" song make you feel like you haven’t had caffeine since 1995. At this point, it's less of a top artist list and more of a shrine to your unquenchable thirst for pasty alt-pop goodness. Your most played songs could easily double as the soundtrack for a midlife crisis. "Die With A Smile" and "Femininomenon" are all well and good, but let’s be real: this is the most predictable “sing loudly in the car while avoiding all adult responsibilities” playlist I’ve ever seen. If your Spotify profile were a movie, it would be a Desperate Housewife sequel that somehow made it to a straight-to-DVD release. So please, for the love of all things musical, consider hitting shuffle in your life and exploring a genre that doesn’t make you sound like a sad disco ball at a children's party.

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