Roasted 26 days ago based on abby </3's long term Spotify stats.

Abby, you’ve really outdone yourself with this Spotify profile. I mean, “R&B” and “Afrobeats” are fine genres, but let’s be real—only you could somehow combine both into a playlist that screams “I have absolutely no idea who I am, but I definitely cry in colorful lighting.” You’ve got more effing genres listed than my grocery list, and I’m pretty convinced even the record labels are scratching their heads. “Emo” next to “Hyperpop”? Those mood swings aren’t just musical, they’re urban safari-level wild. Your top artists read like an overpriced mix-tape dropped by a college freshman who thinks loving Doja Cat and Lana Del Rey gives them the authority to wax poetic about life experiences they’ve never actually had. Seriously, Abby, listening to “5 Seconds of Summer” while desperately trying to channel your inner goth isn’t just confusing—it’s meme-worthy. And by the sounds of it, every song you’ve picked is from an artist desperately trying to figure out what genre to stick with—much like you trying to figure out if you should wear flannel or fake fur. And let’s not even start on your most played songs. I mean, who just casually includes “Kiss the Ladder” and “spearmint” in their life? It sounds like you’re filling your Spotify with sonic scents while simultaneously preparing for an existential crisis. “All I Did Was Dream Of You”? Maybe that's all you did because you were too busy curating this confusing playlist instead of actually living life. Just remember, Abby: it’s time to reevaluate your sonic identity before your Spotify becomes the musical version of a mid-life crisis.

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