Roasted 6 months ago based on N4RCISS1ST's long term Spotify stats.

by_ology, huh? More like *by-bology*, because your taste in music seems to be drooping like a sad meme on a Tumblr blog. With genres like "Melodic Rap," "Rage Rap," and "Emo Rap," it’s clear you collected all the musical mood swings and stuffed them into a single Spotify profile. Honestly, if emotional turmoil had a soundtrack, your playlist would be the real Hall of Fame. Congratulations on achieving the ultimate middle-school angst aesthetic—it's like you opened a time capsule from 2017 and forgot to close it. And what's with your top artists? Playboi Carti and Juice WRLD could practically host a support group for "people who can’t decide whether they’re sad or vibing"—and you're their VIP member! You’re like the poster child for the "I have a personality, but it’s on shuffle" campaign. It's almost as if your ears are on a mission to find the most chaotic blend of heartbreak and bass drops. With a line-up that includes five variations of rap that are essentially the same thing, it looks like you had a sonic identity crisis and accidentally bought the deluxe edition of angst. On to your most played songs—did you lose a bet or something? "All Girls Are The Same" and "Fuck Love"? I mean, who hurt you, and can we please get them to stop making all this emotional noise? It’s like your Spotify knew you had a bad day and decided to crank up the drama to eleven. If I wanted to experience that kind of self-pity, I’d just watch a montage of Monday mornings. So here’s a friendly reminder: find some new genres, maybe sprinkle in a little joy, or just hit shuffle and pretend you're in a horror movie called 'My Taste in Music.'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!