Roasted 2 years ago based on Mateo's long term Spotify stats.

Mateo, your Spotify profile reads like a divine intervention in musical taste. I mean, are you making a playlist for the next church bake sale or just trying to convince us that God really does have a sense of humor? With your top genres ranging from "Christian Trap" to "Gospel Drill," it's a wonder the heavenly hosts don’t have earplugs in while you’re shaking those holy speakers. "Miami Hip Hop?" More like your version of a tropical vacation straight from the pews. Wolf Gang, take note: Mateo’s playlist could use a miracle. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. It’s like a holy lineup for the next youth group talent show! Lecrae and KB jamming out while the kids are trying to figure out if they're getting blessed or if it's just the WiFi buffering. Seriously, it’s like you’ve collected all the tracks that play at the church picnic while avoiding the good stuff like a true Christian ninja dodging sin. “Red Tips” is on the list, but where’s the exciting name if that color is just a warning sign for everyone who's not already saved? Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a motivational seminar for overly enthusiastic Sunday School teachers. “Cold Nights” by Hulvey? Mateo, if that’s your vibe, I suggest you stop looking for a revival in the rhythm and instead find a few beats that scream “I can party without a sermon”! It’s like you’ve turned your Spotify into a shrine dedicated to the least rebellious music possible. At this point, you should just add a track that loops your actual sermon to really give us the full experience of this extremely wholesome but hilariously bland auditory journey.

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