Roasted 11 months ago based on Another|bored|guy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of the guy who’s apparently never heard of a little thing called variety. Your musical taste reads like a confused Tinder bio: a little bit of tropical flair, a sprinkle of angst, and a weirdly specific love for Norwegian pop that’s definitely screaming for attention at this point. Seriously, “Norwegian Pop”? It's like you threw a dart at random genres and then found the weirdest combination that somehow still made it to your top ten list. The only thing more mixed-up than your playlist is your apparent identity crisis! And what’s with your top artists? You've got the swagger of Kendrick Lamar mixed with the whimsy of AURORA, and somehow you think that makes you profound. Are you trying to make a point about your inner turmoil while you're shuffling to “Mi Buen Amor”? Your top songs scream, “I’m trying to impress someone,” while simultaneously begging the question, “Who hurt you?” It’s almost like you used Spotify Wrapped as therapy but forgot to allow some time for self-reflection in there. “Deftones” would be proud of your angst, but I’m pretty sure they’re also silently judging the fact that you put “Latin Folk” higher than their heavy riffs. At the end of the day, your music selection reads like a midlife crisis, only you’re still in your twenties, and that puzzling obsession with “Trova” makes it clear you might as well start knitting in a café somewhere. Seriously, are you fighting for the title of ‘Most Eclectic Guy Who Still Can’t Decide a Genre’? With such a hodgepodge of musical tastes, it’s a miracle you haven’t created a blend that smells like desperation and confusion. But hey, you keep rocking that ambiguity — at least it’s entertaining for the rest of us!

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