Roasted 2 years ago based on Samantha's long term Spotify stats.

Samantha, your taste in music is as confused as a toddler playing with their parents’ Spotify account. I mean, you’re out here spinning pop, rap, rock, and modern rock like you’re trying to turn your existential crisis into a mixtape. Did you just pick every genre that exists in the hope of finding the one that finally makes sense of your chaotic vibe? Newsflash: the only thing worse than your eclectic yet aimless playlist choices is the fact that no seagull is hovering around you, begging for a crumb of your “permanent wave.” Yes, that’s a genre—good luck explaining that to anyone without losing half your friends! Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Billy Joel and Doja Cat in the same breath—classic rock meets TikTok sensation? Strong choices, if you're trying to get the attention of absolutely no one. Blink-182 and Hozier? It’s like you can't decide if you're feeling nostalgic for your emo phase or want to lay all your feelings out to some ethereal folk music. Did you lose a bet that forced you to embrace the musical chaos or is there a fire drill happening in your headphones? You know it’s possible to undergo therapy without incorporating Eminem in your most played songs, right? And seriously, “Girls” by The Dare? I’d love to know how you stumbled onto that banger, because I’m pretty sure it’s the musical equivalent of getting lost in a thrift store and accidentally buying a lampshade. If anything, your most played song list looks like the soundtrack to a particularly awkward family barbecue where Uncle Bob tries to rap but ends up with a hiccup. And why do you have “Santa Monica” on there? Is Everclear the sound of your optimistic beach dreams getting washed away with your questionable music taste? Keep it up, Samantha, and we might need to formally issue a warning: “Caution - LPs Ahead!”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!