Roasted 2 months ago based on Jill Smith's long term Spotify stats.

Jill, your Spotify profile is like a glorified teenage diary that somehow got published. Emo and Pop Punk? Really? Are you planning to lead a rebellion against happiness? It's like you’re throwing the ultimate pity party and forgot to invite anyone who could actually tolerate listening to it. I mean, I get it. Who doesn’t want to relive their adolescent angst while desperately trying to convince their social media followers that you’re still an “edgy” soul? Spoiler alert: it’s not working. Let’s talk about your Top Artists. Stray Kids, really? With that level of obsession, I’m half convinced you’re working for their PR team! Your playlist screams, “I have too much time and not enough social life," like you’re just one deep dive performance video away from an emergency room visit for extreme fangirling. I can practically smell the desperation for your crush’s attention when I see “#LoveSTAY” multiple times on your Most Played list. At this point, it’s getting embarrassing for both you and the rest of us who accidentally stumble upon your cringe fest. And those song titles? "Always Love featuring Hyunjin?" More like "Always Alone, Please Help," am I right? You’ve got enough songs by Stray Kids to start an official soundtrack for a rom-com no one wants to see, featuring you scrolling through TikTok for validation. With that lineup, at least when you're headbanging alone in your room, it's comforting to know you've got a solid soundtrack for all those feelings—because clearly, if you’re not crying in a pillow for some imaginary love story, you’re not doing it right. Keep pretending you're the main character, Jill; the world needs more delusions of grandeur.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists