Roasted 2 years ago based on Morek's long term Spotify stats.

Morek, your Spotify profile is like a high school mixtape where someone accidentally spilled all the genres into a blender and hit purée. Seriously, with a list that includes “Escape Room” next to “Polish Hip Hop,” it feels like you’re throwing a musical identity crisis party and forgot to send out invitations. I mean, do you even know what you want your vibe to be? If confusion were an art form, you’d be the Picasso of playlist-making. Let’s talk about your top artist choice—Frank Ocean, aka the man who made existential dread a vibe. You’ve played him so much that I’m surprised he hasn’t sent you an official thank you card for keeping him alive during all those “deep thoughts and feelings” sessions of yours. And who’s the genius behind the mix of “Burfict!” and “Malibu Barbie”? Did a broken hipster mosaic machine create your playlist, or are you just trying to make sure no one can figure out if you’re a sad boy or a Malibu surfer? Spoiler alert: you're neither; you're an organized chaos of sad surf rock and confused lyrical metaphors. Lastly, with a top song list that looks like you hit shuffle on the same four artists, I'm starting to think you might have a serious case of “I only like Frank Ocean, and I’m lying about everything else.” You even have “OMG” from NewJeans sandwiched between five Frank Ocean songs—like putting a candy bar between two slices of stale bread. I want to tell you to expand your horizons, but honestly, I’m afraid your Spotify might develop a complex and go into therapy over the commitment issues it’s clearly dealing with. But hey, keep rocking that paradox; it’s a vibe!

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